1. raevenlywrites:
“ marquisdegilbert:
“ i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed
”
I cant believe we all decided to love this
But have been sleeping on this
”

    raevenlywrites:

    marquisdegilbert:

    i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

    I cant believe we all decided to love this


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    But have been sleeping on this


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  2. tree-gelbman:

    this show really said ‘you know what’s a fun fall activity?’ ‘crime’

  3. failingradish:

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    Mentor & Student quality time

    … 2 in 1

  4. drakessimblr:

    me: *buys a computer for my sim to use*

    every single sim that comes over:

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  5. derinthescarletpescatarian:

    bramblepatch:

    awed-frog:

    pissvortex:

    paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

    Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

    An authentic “paleo” diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

    Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

  6. benditlikekorra:

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  7. bonjaminfranklin:
“Anyways everyone should watch The Good Place
”

    bonjaminfranklin:

    Anyways everyone should watch The Good Place

  8. inima:

    certified freak. 5 days a week (im in a union)

  9. crtter:

    leviathan-supersystem:

    some day “milf is a slur” discourse will break out and there will be no survivors

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  10. I demand that you curse me with your wisdom

    in medieval times it was believed a Pelican mother would gouge her breast with her beak to feed her blood to her chicks. i don’t even know

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    biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

    justascrubbe:

    How first time mothers feel when they breastfeed:

    1. i’m in too much psychological pain to respond to that comment

    2. this legend is featured on the louisiana state flag and i have no idea why

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  11. tiktoksthataregood-ish:

  12. deepcollectorstarlightstuff:

    angelickall:

    snake-lady:

    iamanemotionaltimebomb:

    sizvideos:

    This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

    this is actually super fucking smartass of them

    Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

    Thank you Henry 💗

    Rb because I had a cyst on my chest and I got worried

  13. rodrickheffeley:

    why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that’s on you

  14. memeseverdie:

    caninegame94:

    kafkamilktea:

    akoolguy:

    kafkamilktea:

    thighlander:

    ihatejonarbuckle:

    kafkamilktea:

    I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

    russian kinder surprise

    That looks like it’s made of coal.

    It tasted like coal

    you ate a vase

    honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

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    how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”